Some shit I find in the storage units is lame. Some of it is nostalgic or some what intriguing. Then there is shit that is straight fuckin weird! Oh, I am not complaining or upset about this though, for this is one of the many reasons I chose to do this instead of the normal 9-5. Here are just some of the strange, hilarious shit I have come across the past 5/6 units we bought. Enjoy.
Every dude needs this! You know, to show the wenches your sweet dragon slaying skills.
This tipsy Guatemalan figurine is wasted! She's trying to sell that ass for 30 pieces of silver.
I need new book ends. I was thinking maybe something... Thoughtful.
Or... Creepy!
Show bitches manly weapons like these and you're gonna need "The ultimate guide to cunnilingus". Panties totally drop at the sight of ninjas!
Board games make great 1st communion gifts!
Baby Jesus 2012 is too glorious for swaddling clothes. He also is put on a pedestal early so he doesn't have to lay on straw.
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