Las Vegas st. Patrick's day 2012

Is that you, Lord?

Storage auctions dig up strange things.

Some shit I find in the storage units is lame. Some of it is nostalgic or some what intriguing. Then there is shit that is straight fuckin weird! Oh, I am not complaining or upset about this though, for this is one of the many reasons I chose to do this instead of the normal 9-5. Here are just some of the strange, hilarious shit I have come across the past 5/6 units we bought. Enjoy.

Every dude needs this! You know, to show the wenches your sweet dragon slaying skills.

This tipsy Guatemalan figurine is wasted! She's trying to sell that ass for 30 pieces of silver.

I need new book ends. I was thinking maybe something... Thoughtful.

Or... Creepy! 

Show bitches manly weapons like these and you're gonna need "The ultimate guide to cunnilingus". Panties totally drop at the sight of ninjas!

Board games make great 1st communion gifts!

Baby Jesus 2012 is too glorious for swaddling clothes. He also is put on a pedestal early so he doesn't have to lay on straw.

Kush Circles. Puff one and watch this shit! HILARIOUS!!!

So I made this song on the songify app about a friend we call "circles". 2 months later at the kush expo is where I filmed this video of circlettes. This shit is so fucking funny! This lady is a trip! Why she keep doing circles? I'm not sure and what you have or have not watched won't explain any of it. I hope you enjoy. I still laugh my ass off every time I watch it!!

More from: Inside a blasphemous mind.

Here are some more of my old comics. Not the best you have seen, i'm sure but hopefully you get a little smirk out of you. i have more if you want to see them. let me know, anyone can comment!

Official Invitation!

This is one of the many comics, in a series of comics. I will call the series, "dodger420: Inside a blasphemous mind." You may have seen some of them before, but never on this blog. In this comic, Jesus is hosting a double-fisted male on male orgy, at his fathers house! There are may theories about Jesus being homosexual but can anyone really know that? It's a little late for his former lover to speak out about their sinful secrets. So, what do you think? He was a magician. He was a "virgin" (nobody ever saw him fuck a chick) and all his apostles were dudes. That would make for the highest grossing gay porno for priests ever!

 

fuckin with some .gif apps.

Blue Baby, Black...

brain scan: Killer Dolls!

Margret: "First or last? You decide..."

Sonia: "Mother of God!"

Kitty: " Say your prayers...  "

Sammy: " Are your children safe?"

Killer Dolls! I buy storage lockers that are put up for auction (yes, like the reality shows). It seems that a lot of these lockers have dolls, small statues and figurines in them. Most of them are very creepy, so i started photographing them. I thought pinterest would be a good place to feature my photo series. Brain Scan: Killer Dolls. All taken with my iPhone 4S. Thanks for looking! give me some feedback, pos or neg. It's all good...

I have a big mouth when i get stoned.

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

American Jesus

If Jesus was an american would he be loved by millions worldwide? I'm not sure he would be. 

Apparently hes got my back...

http://dodger420.tumblr.com
makes my head spin!

Death is sleep, stay up and party!!

http://twitter.com/dodger420
sometimes this is necessary...

This auctioneer was the shit!

this was a storage auction i was at in dec. 2011. the auctioneer didnt miss a beat the whole day! there was a total of 4 auctions he did that day and he totally killed it. Cheers to this guy, a real man of genius...